Jessica Hildrum » viagra http://blog.jessicahildrum.com Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:13:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Excuse me, but do I really look like I need viagra? http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/2009/12/excuse-me-but-do-i-really-look-like-i-need-viagra/ http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/2009/12/excuse-me-but-do-i-really-look-like-i-need-viagra/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:52:23 +0000 Jessica Hildrum http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/?p=183 I have no need for viagra – thought I would state the obvious here, what with me being an actual anatomically correct woman my needs in maintaining an erection are, well, limited.  Actually I don’t think I have ever had trouble in that region, once again let me reiterate I am – A WOMAN !  Hence the name “Jessica”, ok so the name may be used by trannies but I gave birth to a child – which makes me a… wait for it.. WOMAN!

The sheer amount of spam that I get for Viagra, increasing my size  and pleasing her in bed, makes me wonder whether I have truly underestimated the marketing effect.  Someone must be responding and actually purchasing the stuff.

So as a marketing professional, maybe I should take some hints, start sending e-mails to all of our customers, offering every Tom, Dick and Harry a painless bikini wax or a spit & polish of their “rod”,  in order to boost sales of our Consultant services.  Hell, maybe we could start up our own Viagra sales department and target particularly effeminate names.

Someone is bound to get curious and click on that link..

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