Oh Crap – bikini season
Darn! Bikini season is here, and once again I have not managed to get in shape. How depressing, must head out to the shops and find lycra bathing suit with built in liposuction accessories.
You, know what would be really cool, a whole body lycra suit, top to toe, shaping, firming and transforming into Nordic beauty – hell, maybe even shaving off a good year or two off the age. Where oh where are those hyper intelligent product developers to create painless transforming garments? I will be first in line to purchase, I’d even volunteer to test!
I guess the resounding silence from product development means that I have to get my oversized tush to the gym, and start that wonderful saltine&celery foam diet. Who knows what miracles can be achieved in a fortnight!
Hi-ho-hi-ho its off to… you know the rest
