22 Jun 10
Be first!
Monkey bone!
What is it about those words that totally crack me up? On my trip to the Ukraine recently I almost wet myself laughing so hard, tears running down my cheeks, snorting (and yes, hiccuping and burping). My travel companions, clearly thought I had lost my mind, but every time I thought of the words I couldn’t stop laughing – and if thinking about them wasn’t bad enough, I had to keep saying it out loud, and every time propelling myself into a new fit of laughter.
I think that from now on Monkey bone should be the new expression used for everything from showing utter coolness “Totally Monkey Bone dude” to swearing! “YOU MONKEY BONE!”, Hell, we could even use is it as a greeting, “Monkey bone”.
Monkey bone to you my friends, monkey bone to all!
22 Jun 10
Oh Crap – bikini season
Darn! Bikini season is here, and once again I have not managed to get in shape. How depressing, must head out to the shops and find lycra bathing suit with built in liposuction accessories.
You, know what would be really cool, a whole body lycra suit, top to toe, shaping, firming and transforming into Nordic beauty – hell, maybe even shaving off a good year or two off the age. Where oh where are those hyper intelligent product developers to create painless transforming garments? I will be first in line to purchase, I’d even volunteer to test!
I guess the resounding silence from product development means that I have to get my oversized tush to the gym, and start that wonderful saltine&celery foam diet. Who knows what miracles can be achieved in a fortnight!
Hi-ho-hi-ho its off to… you know the rest
1 Jun 10
A whole new dimension of clumsy
OMG! the very height of embarrassment, here I was decked out in my finery, feeling “mucho” hot with what must be 10inch heels. I am used to wearing heels, indeed I wear them almost every day. But today, completely sober I fell twisting my ankle not once but twice, falling forward (the first time) and flat on my ass the second time. While my natural padding protected me from hurting my butt bone, my ankle made some interesting crackling noises both times and is now swollen and painful.
Pretty sure that the ankle is not broken, though between me, you, and the episode of Dangerous Minds on tv, it feels pretty bad.
Here I am at the coolest conference of the year XP2010 in my room, popping pain pills.
Total bummer!
