I always wanted high cheekbones

I have always dreamt of having beautiful high cheekbones, that Sophia Loren look, slender nose, high cheekbones, big eyes…

OMG! It's Sophia Loren!! Kinda, sorta

But then again I have, of course, also dreamt of waking up in the morning and finding I had morphed into Cindy Crawford (kafka eat your heart out).

Somehow I do not think I would be so very repulsed to that particular awakening.  Though honestly and between us seeing as I am not her and unfortunately there is not much chance of the painless morphing, the spiteful part of me does wish she would have the true Kafka experience – Cindy may you awake and find yourself a gigantic roach! MUAHAHAHA.

And while I may never wake up and find myself to be that leggy blond (you remember the type: perfect – life is easy – always gets the guy – nordic beauty), I just might if I suck in my cheeks hard enough and long enough permanently achieve this beautiful sexy look.