Are men really that shallow?

Disclaimer:

Before I start my rant, know that it is a rant, and I am not generalizing all men, I do not believe that all men are shallow, sex fixated bone headed assholes.

Actually I don’t even believe that most men are shallow, sex fixated bone headed assholes.

In all honesty I am probably more  of a shallow sex fixated bone headed asshole than a lot of men I know. (I am enjoying writing that sentence, just in case you didn’t notice)

Now on to my glorious rant… deep breath and… exhale

Amazing how a picture showing a bit of cleavage can muster amazing response from the most unlikely of candidates. Guys that I would certainly rate as out of my league suddenly find interest where none was before as well as guys who are most likely a tad young for me.

Suffice it to say, I can understand that a pair of Hindenburg’s can indeed make most men (and even a few women) choke on their coffee, but dudes (and chicks) I am still the same old me, ever politically incorrect, totally ambitious and lazy.

If I go to bed with my hair wet I wake up looking like medusa with a really bad perm, and not to mention that all that fucking exercise and diet apart I am STILL chubby (this is an entirely different rant which I am slowly working myself into a major frenzied lather over).

But I figure – fuck it – go with the flow, you find me interesting all of a sudden, cool… lets see where it takes us, but be aware I am not fooled not for a single moment, fell for my eyes did you.. Yeah and I fell for your deep insight into the fragile human condition.

One thing is for damned sure, the attention is fantastic! Keep it coming boys.