Comments on: It turns out Michael Jackson was a short, curvy, brunette http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/2009/12/it-turns-out-michael-jackson-was-a-short-curvy-brunette/ Sat, 17 Sep 2011 09:24:01 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Jessica Hildrum - http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/2009/12/it-turns-out-michael-jackson-was-a-short-curvy-brunette/comment-page-1/#comment-130 Jessica Hildrum - Tue, 06 Jul 2010 20:18:00 +0000 http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/?p=218#comment-130 [...] 2. It turns out Michael Jackson was a short curvy brunette [...] [...] 2. It turns out Michael Jackson was a short curvy brunette [...]

]]> By: Sarah Brodwall http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/2009/12/it-turns-out-michael-jackson-was-a-short-curvy-brunette/comment-page-1/#comment-25 Sarah Brodwall Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:41:37 +0000 http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/?p=218#comment-25 Hm, there's a conspicuous absence of #3 there. Do you have any other insecurities you need me to attempt to shatter? Hm, there’s a conspicuous absence of #3 there. Do you have any other insecurities you need me to attempt to shatter?

]]> By: Sarah Brodwall http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/2009/12/it-turns-out-michael-jackson-was-a-short-curvy-brunette/comment-page-1/#comment-24 Sarah Brodwall Fri, 18 Dec 2009 17:36:43 +0000 http://blog.jessicahildrum.com/?p=218#comment-24 The world would be incredibly boring if everyone looked the same! And very many Norwegian women look the same (I have a hard time telling them apart sometimes!). You: 1. Your hair is gorgeous, especially when you leave it naturally curly. 2. Your nose is cute and looks good with the rest of your face. 4. Being short is often an asset in the dating game, I would imagine, as most men prefer to date someone shorter than them--this really widens your market! :D Plus small women seem more...maneuverable. 5. Your skin is gorgeous! It somplements the rest of your coloring. Pale skin is really boring and shows imperfections all-too-well. 6. Men prefer your kind of curvy to slimness, this is shown time and time again. You're not "curvy"-as-in-fat, and you've been gifted with some amazing assets that you show off well. Christ, woman, look at where you are in life--with all the smart, fun, creative, and single IT guys you're constantly surrounded by, you should feel like a kid in a candy store! I'm glad I don't have to envy you. ;) The world would be incredibly boring if everyone looked the same! And very many Norwegian women look the same (I have a hard time telling them apart sometimes!).

You:

1. Your hair is gorgeous, especially when you leave it naturally curly.

2. Your nose is cute and looks good with the rest of your face.

4. Being short is often an asset in the dating game, I would imagine, as most men prefer to date someone shorter than them–this really widens your market! :D Plus small women seem more…maneuverable.

5. Your skin is gorgeous! It somplements the rest of your coloring. Pale skin is really boring and shows imperfections all-too-well.

6. Men prefer your kind of curvy to slimness, this is shown time and time again. You’re not “curvy”-as-in-fat, and you’ve been gifted with some amazing assets that you show off well.

Christ, woman, look at where you are in life–with all the smart, fun, creative, and single IT guys you’re constantly surrounded by, you should feel like a kid in a candy store! I’m glad I don’t have to envy you. ;)

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