My Dad and I were having poetry/blog reading evening here in amazingly wonderful Rhodos and I wanted to share my top eight all time favorite blog posts that I have written:
8. My teeth are yellow
7. Muy Caliente
6. It is time to check in my libido and grab a wimple
5. The ultimate questions of life
4. More goat roper memories
3. OMG I am SO my fathers daughter
2. It turns out Michael Jackson was a short curvy brunette
1. Yoga is totally a spectator sport
These are my favorites thus far. And now for sleep, to dream of inspiration to write new episodes from my bizarre life..
What is it about those words that totally crack me up? On my trip to the Ukraine recently I almost wet myself laughing so hard, tears running down my cheeks, snorting (and yes, hiccuping and burping). My travel companions, clearly thought I had lost my mind, but every time I thought of the words I couldn’t stop laughing – and if thinking about them wasn’t bad enough, I had to keep saying it out loud, and every time propelling myself into a new fit of laughter.
I think that from now on Monkey bone should be the new expression used for everything from showing utter coolness “Totally Monkey Bone dude” to swearing! “YOU MONKEY BONE!”, Hell, we could even use is it as a greeting, “Monkey bone”.
Monkey bone to you my friends, monkey bone to all!
Darn! Bikini season is here, and once again I have not managed to get in shape. How depressing, must head out to the shops and find lycra bathing suit with built in liposuction accessories.
You, know what would be really cool, a whole body lycra suit, top to toe, shaping, firming and transforming into Nordic beauty – hell, maybe even shaving off a good year or two off the age. Where oh where are those hyper intelligent product developers to create painless transforming garments? I will be first in line to purchase, I’d even volunteer to test!
I guess the resounding silence from product development means that I have to get my oversized tush to the gym, and start that wonderful saltine&celery foam diet. Who knows what miracles can be achieved in a fortnight!
Hi-ho-hi-ho its off to… you know the rest
